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eDork Internship
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You may be asking yourself why you would want to intern for eDork. The real question is why wouldn't want to intern for eDork?
Here's what you get out of it:
No Pay!
Tons of recognition
An experience that will help shape your career
A chance to work with one of the hottest e-commerce sites and teams ever!
You won't have to deal with lots of business-related nonsense
You can have your own custom-made nickname
You can put it on your resume
All positions require your ability to think. Please send all inquiries (and resumes, where appropriate) to our Intern Desk.
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Positions at eDork:
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Dreamer of Dreams:
It takes more than muscle to have a something great, brains are required. The problem is often times people's brains hold
them back. Not just a lack of intelligence but a pre-programmed belief that things can't be done. We need people who can
come up with ideas and not worry too much about if it can be done.
Technical Requirements:
You don't need to know HTML.
You don't need a college diploma.
You need to be able to express (not necessarily explain) your ideas.
Golden Child a.k.a. "Make it Happen Person":
Perhaps one of the hardest jobs at eDork, it will be your job to make the ideas we come up with a reality. We may need to
have postcards printed, rent an airplane, schedule some time with Donald Trump -- you will need to figure out the logistics.
Technical Requirements:
Incredible problem-solving skills.
Charisma coming out of your ears.
Contacts, contacts, contacts...
Creative Writer(s):
We need writers who can come up with neat ideas that the will cater to the eDork community and help it grow in numbers.
If you find yourself telling the best stories at parties, you might be someone we are looking for.
Technical Requirements:
You must know HTML.
Not-So Creative Writer(s):
We need writers who like to proofread text and who can make sure we meet most of the grammar rules.
If you find yourself annoying people because you keep correcting them while they try to tell stories at parties,
you might be what we are looking for.
Technical Requirements:
You must know HTML.
You must have a copy of the Strunk & White grammer book.
Experimentologist:
Have you ever cooked a leaf with a magnifying glass? Have you ever tried to sneeze with your eyes open, just to see
what happens? If you answered yes to both of these and can give more examples, you are the kind of person we are looking for.
Technical Requirements:
You must know HTML.
You should have come close to burning down at least one house (barns accepted).
Logician / Puzzler:
We need someone who can come up with the questions to the Universe (no answers required). If while listening to a story
at a party you end up with more questions than answers, send us a riddle with a logical explaination and we'll contact you.
Technical Requirements:
You must know HTML.
You cannot have any kind of business degree.
Research Assistant:
Can you tell us who invented velcro? Really? What about the name of the thingie that hangs in the back of your
throat? If you really like looking up useless fact that are very interesting, please send 10 great facts to eDork.
Technical Requirements:
You must know HTML.
Law degree or real law school experience is a major bonus.
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